Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
