On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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