I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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