i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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