Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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