there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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