he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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