I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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