Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
