North Korea, Best Korea!
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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