You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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