Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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