she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
handjob tips. give me some.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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