Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
