i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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