Why are handjobs necessary in class?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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