office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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