did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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