Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
it's great music for shaving your balls
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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