We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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