I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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