i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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