Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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