But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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