Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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