Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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