I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
