If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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