I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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