I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
This is my gift to your gina
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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