Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
This is my gift to your gina
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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