at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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