There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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