problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Girls should come with a carfax report
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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