Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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