GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
