you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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