Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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