It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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