'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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