something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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