Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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