Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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