Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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