your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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