how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The best revenge is premature balding
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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