How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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