Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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