Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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