operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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