Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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