I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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