is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
