Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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