can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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