We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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